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I Couldn’t Sleep, So Here Are 29 Fake Band Names
- Lydah Caine and the Tingles
- Angelica Baby and the Whimpers
- Jimmy Butcher and the Chopping Blocks (reformed as Butcher and the Blocks)
- Mary Berry and the Confections
- Roger Stone and the Light Sentence
- Willy Gates and the Microchip Conspiracy (also Big Billy Gates and the Microchips)
- Shirley Jackson and the Black Box Band
- Dick Shale and the River Rock Trio
- Marie Condyle and the Neat Freaks
- Johnny Elton and his Rockette Men
- Sleepless Sal and the Insomniacs
- Donnie Trumbo and the Toddler Tantrums
- Franky Legend and the Mythopoeics
- Olive Jardin and the House Salad
- Davy Hutchinson and the Pebbles
- Newt Brunswick and the Eh Eh Ehs
- Mary Curie and the Pipettes
- Jack Covid and the Spread (also Jack Covid and the Mask Deniers, Jack Covid and the Quarantine Quartet, Jack Covid and the Social Distancing)
- Low T and the Chronic Fatigue
- Harry Porter and the Stoned Philosophers (disbanded 1998, reformed as Harry Porter and the Four-Piece of Secrets; disbanded 1999, reformed as Harry Porter and Rhythm Section of Azkaban; disbanded 2000, reformed as Harry Porter and the Fire Gobblers; disbanded 2003, reformed as Harry Porter and the Order of Funk; disbanded 2005, reformed as Harry Porter and the Half-Tones; disbanded 2007, reformed as Harry Porter and the Def Harmonics)
- Girthy Joe and the Sausage Party
- Ansel Excel and the Pivot Tables
- Aunt Sue and her Incredible Casserole
- Little Mac and the One-Two Punch
- Victoria Wales and the Black Summer (aka Victoria Wales and the Blazes, Victoria Wales and the Bushfire)
- Maxi Ultra and the Heavy Flow
- Domino Pizarro and the Delivery Vehicles
- Ricky Enchilada and the Salsa Roja (reformed as Ricky Enchilada and the Tapatías)
- Paige Turner and the Light Reads
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