It’s true that I haven’t posted on this website of late. I’ve been too busy transforming my life into a nightmarish montage of self-imposed deadlines and unquenchable exhaustion. But now! Now I have something for you, darling readers. Halloween is my favorite time of year, and I have been exceptionally busy (even for me) […]Read More Season’s Bleatings
Elves aren’t the only small, humanoid creatures that are all a-bustle this holiday season. Yours truly (more hobbit than elf, to be honest) has also been a busy bee-ver (a strange concept for a hybrid animal, but I don’t really give a dam). Let’s pick out some of this month’s highlights: My retrospective review of […]Read More A Very Busy Season
Y How do you know you’ve hit the big leagues? I don’t know, maybe when there are fucking giants involved? At least that’s how I feel when, all breathless and with a gut full of lepidopterans, I find one of my articles published on the awesomely cool HTMLGIANT. It’s a bit of a review, a bit […]Read More Giants Prehistoric and Postmodern, Killer Gramophones, and cetera
Lots of goodness to report this week. First, I report on the latest Kickstarter happenings in the Geek Haven Halloween Squashtacular, courtesy of NerdSpan.com. Pretty Princesses, autoscaling guns and a new Rebuild, oh my! If there’s one demographic that knows how to get into the spirit of Halloween, it’s gamers. Every year during the month of […]Read More Healthy Living Slasher Dream Squashtacular!
Make a stir fry, take it on a picnic…to MARS, throw it at a dragon, board a riverboat, watch the boat sink, go a little crazy, eat your vegetables. Geek Haven: Balanced Diets, Sinking Ships and New FrontiersRead More Vacation Advice
They come in peace. Anybody who knows diddly-squat about aliens knows this, as sure as haloperidol prevents demonic possession. What most people don’t know is that aliens, well, they’ll come in just about anything. When E.T. wanted so badly to call “home,” he was really using the galactic equivalent of a phone sex hotline. “To Serve […]Read More An Extraterrestrial Orgy in L.A.
Now THIS is what I’m talking about! A week that started out with a sort of consolation prize for poor people (Not So Old School’s list of the Top 10 FREE Board Games for Halloween) ended up delivering a few unexpected, but not unappreciated, gifts to gamers great and small. For example…. Sony Announces Deadly […]Read More Rant Gaming Round-Up: 10/13-10/19
I posted a while back about Strange Attractors, the extraterrestrial hypersexual art book/dvd that needs your help to get off the ground (and into the stratosphere). Well, it still needs your help. We’re painfully close, and if you pull out now–well, we all know how disappointing that can be. Specifically, the project has 6 more […]Read More Only 6 More Days To Enjoy Non-Humanoid Sexuality
It’s true what they say about the universe’s knack for balancing things out, even in realms as minute and cosmically massive as an author’s creation. Returning from a trip during which every attempt to write was ingeniously thwarted by odd hours, shared hotel rooms, and other demons generally seen nipping and humping at St. Christopher’s […]Read More Feeling Generous?