Tourist Is Obliged to Decline

When an Englishman tells you he’s from Devon, he has a picture of a river and a plaque commemorating the terrible Gallipoli campaign in 1915, or something similar. If the tourist says he’s from Istanbul, you have a picture of a mosque and a plaque commemorating the great slaughter of Turkish minorities in 1915.

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The Volcano House

“Well the first 28 of those are entirely correct: America is white.”

“How about the next 26?”

“America is black. I’ll assume the left side of the keyboard also has ‘white’ as the first character.”

“Then it’s a dead giveaway.”

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